The Real Hot Blond

I hold the

lighter away from

the phone because you have

cancer and i am distracted by

figuring out which blond is which. which

is the real hot blond? i think i figure it out

and then it changes. on channel 474. you don’t

have cable. i don’t want cable. above the tv is

grandmother’s painting of a barn with a stone silo. the

barn door is open and there is no back wall. through the

door all you can see is blue skiy. i love nothing better. you wish

i didn’t smoke. i wish you didn’t have cancer. you had it all along

but i just found out. channel 475 is the same. neither blond is the hot

blond. channel 500. neither blond is the hot blond. i just figured out.